The man promises who can win from him will win the chess set, though if you lose, it will not be easy to stop playing. The wooden pieces are enchanted, gesturing and shouting as they fight, though you can’t make out what they say. After some discussion, and a handshake, he hands them a map.Īn old man challenges you to a game of wizard’s chess. (This is good for a low renown party as it adds an air of mystery).Īn old man can be overheard telling a ragtag group of mixed races about a dungeon. The stew gives a positive magical boon on a DC15 CON save and a negative effect on a failure.Īs the party walks in they hear a Bard who is recounting there recent adventures as if he was there for all of them. At the table are a wise cracking dwarf, an elf who invented ‘poker face’, and a burly half orc about to loss all him gold.Īn old, friendly sea-hag offers a free sample of stew, with more to come if the taster guesses the secret ingredient. Off in the corner a group is gathering around an intense card game. It’s a only milk tavern, including milk derivatives. The show goes on for three hours until the puppet is finally satisfied, at which point the ventriloquist is extremely tired and looks terrified. The performance satirizes current events and culture and has the whole tavern laughing, but if you are observant for about half an hour, whenever the ventriloquist suggests wrapping up the performance the puppet dismisses his concerns. The puppet looks very old and is wearing clothes that were quite fashionable about a century ago. Once the gnome wakes up he starts madly raving, saying things like ‘I was so close!’ and ‘that was my last chance.’ and ‘it’s too late now.’Ī ventriloquist starts preforming. The blast knocked out a male gnome for 1d6 minutes. You hear an explosion from across the tavern. The winner keeps the piglet.Ī crossbow bolt crashes through the window and strikes a merchant who came to the city from far away. Participants pay a small fee to compete to catch a lard greased piglet in the quickest time. The Annual Greased Piglet Game requires that a 15x15ft pen is set up in the tavern. The losers have to shave their beards off. In the annual Bonny Beard Competition, the most elaborately styled beard, as judged by the patrons, nets the winner a night of free drinks. The winner is the person who lasts the longest. In addition, competitors are not allowed to wear underwear beneath their trousers which must allow the ferrets free access from one leg to the other and the ferrets must have a full set of teeth that must not have been filed or otherwise blunted. Competitors cannot be drunk or drugged, nor can the ferrets be sedated. Each competitor then stands in front of the judges for as long as he can. In the sport of ferret-legging, competitors tie their trousers at the ankles before placing two ferrets inside and securely fastening their belts to prevent the ferrets from escaping. It’s the annual Ferret-legging Endurance competition. For two silver pieces (one of which goes to the house, the other to the pot), participants compete to eat the most meatballs in 10 minutes. Neither seems at all suspicious on their own, but together they happen to be watching every single patron, as well as every entrance/exit.Ī soldier is dressed in plainclothes, watching a deal going on at another table. Everybody is afraid of her.Ī half-elf sitting alone seems to be muttering to themselves but is actually decribing the comings and goings of the tavern to a sentient weapon on their lap. The owner is looked into the storage room.Ī 10-year old girl is running the tavern. The ‘bartender’ is handing out free drinks and food. Everybody is wasted and nobody knows how the cow got there or who owns the cow. There is a cow in the middle of the tavern. She cant serve you drinks or food right now because she has to feed her cats first. In the middle of the room is a young orc girl on the ground surrounded by a few people. Nobody knows yet that he plays with loaded dice. One guy is on a big winsteak and pays drinks for everybody. One criminal pours red dust in the drinks of the guest while they are not watching. You may lose your hair and grow an extra arm but hey, the prize is 30 gp. It is the monthly wild magic surge brew drinking contest. Tonight is the 10th annual Dragonfire Drinking contest! The person who can stomach the most Dragonfire Ale (very, VERY hot) will win the grand prize!Ī group in the back corner of the tavern are arm wrestling.Īn elven bard is playing on stage tonight and asking for requests.Ī travelling gnome from a far away land has made a deal with the tavern, and is selling exotic and strange drinks in a wooden stand they have set up in the corner of the room. One hundred different events that bring your taverns to life.
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